Journey to the West: Real and Fake Monkey King · chapter 3 of 6
Two of a Kind
一模一样
Sha Wujing finds a Wukong on Flower Fruit Mountain and another beside Guanyin. When the real Wukong climbs the mountain, he meets himself.

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- Narrator 沙悟净来到了花果山。山上很绿,水从很高的地方流下来。
Shā Wùjìng láidào le Huāguǒ Shān. Shānshàng hěn lǜ, shuǐ cóng hěn gāo de dìfāng liú xiàlái.
Sha Wujing reached Flower Fruit Mountain. The hills were green, and water poured down from high above.
- Sha Wujing 好大的瀑布……原来大师兄的家,是一个这么漂亮的地方。
Hǎo dà de pùbù… yuánlái dàshīxiong de jiā, shì yí gè zhème piàoliang de dìfāng.
What a huge waterfall... So Big Brother's home is such a beautiful place.
- The Fake Wukong 哈哈哈!小猴子们,今天我们喝最好的酒,吃最大的桃子!
Hāhāhā! Xiǎo hóuzimen, jīntiān wǒmen hē zuìhǎo de jiǔ, chī zuìdà de táozi!
Ha ha ha! Little monkeys, today we drink the finest wine and eat the biggest peaches!
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- Sha Wujing 大师兄!
Dàshīxiong!
Big Brother!
- The Fake Wukong 沙和尚?你来干什么?是师父叫你来找我,请我回去吗?
Shā héshang? Nǐ lái gàn shénme? Shì shīfu jiào nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ, qǐng wǒ huíqù ma?
Monk Sha? What are you doing here? Did Master send you to find me and ask me back?
- Sha Wujing 大师兄,师父很难过。你为什么打他,还拿走了包袱?
Dàshīxiong, shīfu hěn nánguò. Nǐ wèishénme dǎ tā, hái ná zǒu le bāofu?
Big Brother, Master is heartbroken. Why did you hit him and take the bundle?
- The Fake Wukong 师父不要老孙了,老孙就自己去取经。你看,我的小猴子们,都穿上和尚的衣服了!
Shīfu búyào Lǎo Sūn le, Lǎo Sūn jiù zìjǐ qù qǔ jīng. Nǐ kàn, wǒ de xiǎo hóuzimen, dōu chuān shàng héshàng de yīfú le!
Master doesn't want Old Sun, so Old Sun will fetch the scriptures himself. Look, all my little monkeys have put on monks' robes!
- The Fake Wukong 那边有一个假的唐僧,一个假的八戒,一个假的沙和尚。哈哈,他们比你们好玩多了!
Nàbiān yǒu yí gè jiǎ de Táng Sēng, yí gè jiǎ de Bājiè, yí gè jiǎ de Shā héshang. Hāhā, tāmen bǐ nǐmen hǎowán duō le!
Over there is a fake Tang Seng, a fake Bajie, and a fake Monk Sha. Ha ha, they are much more fun than you!
- Sha Wujing 你……你不是大师兄!大师兄不会说这样的话,也不会做这样的事!
Nǐ… nǐ búshì dàshīxiong! Dàshīxiong búhuì shuō zhèyàng de huà, yě búhuì zuò zhèyàng de shì!
You... you are not Big Brother! Big Brother would never say such things or do such things!
- The Fake Wukong 老孙就是老孙。沙和尚,你想打架?来呀!
Lǎo Sūn jiùshì Lǎo Sūn. Shā héshang, nǐ xiǎng dǎ jià? Lái ya!
Old Sun is Old Sun. Monk Sha, you want a fight? Come on!
- Sha Wujing 看我的铲子!
Kàn wǒ de chǎnzi!
Take this, from my spade!
- The Fake Wukong 哈哈,太慢了!回去告诉师父,去西天的路,老孙一个人也走得到,不用你们!
Hāhā, tài màn le! Huíqù gàosù shīfu, qù Xītiān de lù, Lǎo Sūn yí gè rén yě zǒu de dào, búyòng nǐmen!
Ha ha, too slow! Go and tell Master that Old Sun can walk to the West alone, no need for you!
- Sha Wujing 他的棒好重……我打不过他。我要去找观音菩萨!她一定知道!
Tā de bàng hǎo zhòng… wǒ dǎ bu guò tā. Wǒ yào qù zhǎo Guānyīn Púsà! Tā yídìng zhīdào!
His staff is so heavy... I can't beat him. I must find Bodhisattva Guanyin! She will know!
- Sha Wujing 观音菩萨!观音菩萨!
Guānyīn Púsà! Guānyīn Púsà!
Bodhisattva Guanyin! Bodhisattva Guanyin!
- Sun Wukong 沙师弟?你怎么来了?师父还好吗?
Shā shīdì? Nǐ zěnme lái le? Shīfu hái hǎo ma?
Younger Brother Sha? Why are you here? Is Master all right?
- Sha Wujing 大师兄?你……你怎么在这里?你不是在花果山吗?
Dàshīxiong? Nǐ… nǐ zěnme zài zhèlǐ? Nǐ búshì zài Huāguǒ Shān ma?
Big Brother? You... how are you here? Weren't you on Flower Fruit Mountain?
- Sun Wukong 花果山?被师父赶走以后,老孙一直在这里。我请观音菩萨帮我跟师父说话。
Huāguǒ Shān? Bèi shīfu gǎn zǒu yǐhòu, Lǎo Sūn yìzhí zài zhèlǐ. Wǒ qǐng Guānyīn Púsà bāng wǒ gēn shīfu shuōhuà.
Flower Fruit Mountain? Since Master sent me away, Old Sun has been right here. I asked Bodhisattva Guanyin to speak to Master for me.
- Sha Wujing 那花果山上的那个大师兄是谁?他打了师父,还拿走了包袱!
Nà Huāguǒ Shān shàng de nàge dàshīxiong shì shuí? Tā dǎ le shīfu, hái ná zǒu le bāofu!
Then who is the Big Brother on Flower Fruit Mountain? He hit Master and took the bundle!
- Sun Wukong 什么?谁敢打老孙的师父?谁敢装成老孙?
Shénme? Shuí gǎn dǎ Lǎo Sūn de shīfu? Shuí gǎn zhuāng chéng Lǎo Sūn?
What? Who dares hit Old Sun's master? Who dares pretend to be Old Sun?
- Sha Wujing 菩萨,我说的都是真的!请你快帮帮师父吧!
Púsà, wǒ shuō de dōu shì zhēn de! Qǐng nǐ kuài bāngbāng shīfu ba!
Bodhisattva, everything I said is true! Please help Master quickly!
- Guanyin 悟空,不要着急。花果山的事,我也听说了。有人用你的样子做坏事。你们去看一看,就明白了。
Wùkōng, búyào zháo jí. Huāguǒ Shān de shì, wǒ yě tīngshuō le. Yǒu rén yòng nǐ de yàngzi zuò huàishì. Nǐmen qù kàn yi kàn, jiù míngbái le.
Wukong, don't rush. I have heard about the mountain too. Someone is using your face to do wrong. Go and see, and you will understand.
- Sun Wukong 好!老孙要看看,是谁的脸皮这么厚!
Hǎo! Lǎo Sūn yào kànkan, shì shéi de liǎnpí zhème hòu!
Good! Old Sun wants to see whose face is so thick!
- Sun Wukong 花果山……还是老样子。那边有人在笑。是谁在老孙的家里笑?
Huāguǒ Shān… háishì lǎo yàngzi. Nàbiān yǒu rén zài xiào. Shì shuí zài Lǎo Sūn de jiā lǐ xiào?
Flower Fruit Mountain... just as it always was. Someone is laughing over there. Who is laughing in Old Sun's home?
- Sun Wukong 那个人……怎么和老孙一模一样?
Nà gè rén… zěnme hé Lǎo Sūn yì mú yí yàng?
That person... how does he look exactly like Old Sun?
- The Fake Wukong 哎呀,又来了一个?
Āiya, yòu lái le yí gè?
Well, well, another one comes?
- Sun Wukong 你是谁?你为什么穿着老孙的衣服?
Nǐ shì shuí? Nǐ wèishénme chuān zhe Lǎo Sūn de yīfú?
Who are you? Why are you wearing Old Sun's clothes?
- The Fake Wukong 哈哈哈!我就是孙悟空,花果山的大王。你说,你是从哪儿来的?
Hāhāhā! Wǒ jiùshì Sūn Wùkōng, Huāguǒ Shān de dàwáng. Nǐ shuō, nǐ shì cóng nǎr lái de?
Ha ha ha! I am Sun Wukong, king of Flower Fruit Mountain. You tell me, where did you come from?
- Sun Wukong 你敢说老孙是假的?
Nǐ gǎn shuō Lǎo Sūn shì jiǎ de?
You dare say Old Sun is the fake?
- The Fake Wukong 假的,就是你!
Jiǎ de, jiùshì nǐ!
The fake one is you!
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What changed in the story?
- Why does Sha Wujing go to Flower Fruit Mountain?
“你为什么打他,还拿走了包袱?”
- What has the fake Wukong done with the little monkeys?
“我的小猴子们,都穿上和尚的衣服了!”
- Where does Sha Wujing find the real Wukong?
“老孙一直在这里。我请观音菩萨帮我跟师父说话。”
- How does Wukong react when he hears about the fake?
“谁敢装成老孙?”
- How does the chapter end?
“假的,就是你!”
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